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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:35 am
by thaltek
Multi wrote:Jack wrote:sgt.johnkeel wrote:hah
this thread still lives?
fools, Britain has not been succesfully invaded for almost a millenium
what makes you think you will succeed where so many failed
Because I've beaten death at his own game.
That is right, I have risen from the dead!
Uh, uh. It says very clearly in the constitution that the president can't be a zombie.
[hank hill voice] oh my god! [/hank hill voice]
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:21 pm
by Demon Lord Razgriz
Uh, I just read the constitution once again and it says nothing about Zombies not being President. So President Jack is in the clear!
Now, when are we start invading the UK!?!?!
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:58 am
by Jack
LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first.
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:02 am
by Solus
lol *has TRoA forces standbye from safe distance*
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:29 pm
by Demon Lord Razgriz
Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first.
Really?!? YES, time to use the V2! I'll go get the codes for it, Mr. President!
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:55 am
by thaltek
Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first.
make it rain hamster pellets?
i don't think that will send the message you want......
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:03 am
by Jack
thaltek wrote:Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first.
make it rain hamster pellets?
i don't think that will send the message you want......
No, I was ordering all violent American prisoners be shipped over to England and armed to the teeth with military grade weapons then let loose on the English populace.
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:06 pm
by Demon Lord Razgriz
Well, the prisoners has decided to side with the damn brits.
Now can we use the V2, Mr. President?
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:46 pm
by Jack
Yes, but don't use the nuclear warheads, use the bio-warheads. I want the warheads to contain the Ebola virus!
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:59 pm
by Londo Mollari
heh
*fires spacey fart bio weps at USA*
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:20 pm
by Jack
*watches as the missiles are shotdown while still in English airspace*
Good god, that is nasty.
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:05 pm
by Demon Lord Razgriz
Jack wrote:Yes, but don't use the nuclear warheads, use the bio-warheads. I want the warheads to contain the Ebola virus!
Why Ebola? I've got something much, much nastier and it is uncureable as it mutates once every hour. It non-airborne so we don't have to worry about it spreading as long as we isolate the British Isles. It's called the Sinovirus, a 100% manmade virus.
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:34 pm
by Jack
Sounds good.
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:36 pm
by ramen07
"Hi! I'm Ze! What's something I like that's gay? Mmmmmmmmm duckies!"
Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:41 pm
by Demon Lord Razgriz
Mr. President, I believe we should run a test to see if our stocks of Sinovirus is still vaible.
I suggest we use Thaltek & Ramen07 as the test subjects.