Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

OOC: Once a week, I'll post a situation effecting the USA. You're to deal with this as either the US or the force effecting the US. RP!!

It seems the country of Mexico is attempting to reclaim what the US rightfully & legally bought & stole from them.

A massive army supported by the Mexican Drug Cartels has pored over the border and is making their way north.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*calls upon the Texans to take up arms and drive the vile invaders out of their state, then to assist their neighboring states*


*issues a decree that all legal Mexicans whom cannot speak fluent English are to be deported immediately*


*also decrees that all illegal aliens are to be considered hostiles and treated accordingly*


Any illegals not wanting to get caught in the crossfire are to report to specially set up army outposts, so that they may be temporarily detained for their safety as well as ours.


It was very foolish for the Mexicans to attempt an invasion of possibly the most heavily armed country in the world. :lol:
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Mexican forces has captured California, New Mexico, & will soon take Nevada.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*laughs at Mexico*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is Mexico still a country, I thought we owned their economy through our loans.

We took California, because Mexico can't organize their small chunk of land, so we took it.


As for the drug cartels...I welcome them :lol:


Just gives us an excuse to increase our influence in that area of the world....


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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*orders the remaining military forces in California and New Mexico to pull back, and assist their neighboring states defense*


*orders the military presence in Nevada to hold the line at the California boarder*

*orders all inactive troops activated*


*deploys the Army and Air Force to hold the boarders at Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, Oregon and Arizona*


*deploys the Marines and Navy to sea*


*gives a speech on TV, radio and streams it over the internet reassuring the citizens of the occupied states that there will be a major offensive soon to push the Mexican scum out of the country and to ask the citizens to raise up against the invaders and revolt*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

The Mexican forces learn of the impending counterattack and begins to withdraw their forces 100 miles back to form a defense line.

While pulling back, the Mexican forces begins destroying everything and starts killing any US citizen they come across.
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*kills Razgriz to stop the storyline thus ending the Mexican attack and the slaughter of innocent Americans*



.....so easy.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*opens a Taco Bell on the front lines*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*hand out free beer to the americans getting them completely sloshed*

*mexico push further into america taking control of texas*

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*watches the Mexicans buy his tacos and slowly gain moar and moar weight*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*The United States declares total war on Rienna for assassinating the Vice President of the United States*
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*watches the Mexicans rolling about the place*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

*declares Velya an enemy of the State*


*the Texans rise up against the invading scum and send them packing*


*orders the Naval battle groups to begin their assault on the southern and central Mexico*


*orders the Marines to go ashore and begin to make their way north as soon as Navy finishes it's assault of the beach defenses*


*orders the forces in Texas move along the Mexican, New Mexican boarder and seal off the Mexican forces in New Mexico*


*orders the forces in Arizona to do the same to the Californian Mexican boarder*


*orders the air force to send in strike teams to take out whatever AA weapons the Mexicans have in New Mexico and California*


*orders the Army to send in paratroops and special forces to take back the larger cities in New Mexico and California and to setup a resistance in the two states*


*orders a small battle group to secure the Californian seaboard*
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*offers Jack a taco*
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