Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[Dajjal]

hmmmmm

*takes money and fails Jos's taco stand*

[Jack]

*shoots Stargater in the back of the head with his black Nighthawk Talon IV*

[Dajjal]

*forgets to mention to Jack that my body is just a blob of energy*

[JOS]

*opens another taco stand 57m from the first one*

[Lord Ernest]

** Goes and teals the tacos from that new stand before JOS realizes**
UMMMM!!
That was really good!!

[Fear Of The Duck]

[Rienna]

*The United States declares total war on Rienna for assassinating the Vice President of the United States*

PFFT.... Goddess. sheesh.


*smites the US congress for doing such a silly thing and then aids the American troops fighting the Mexicans*

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

Hey, where's Nixon!?

[Rienna]

I shot him. I'm sorry, he's gone.





*disappears to go let him go long enough to eat and piss before locking him away again so she doesn't have to share him... hahaha....*



*coughs*

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

You do know that not even the Valcalian Warlords of the Valcalon 4 Empire could lock Nixon away! He's a giant robot I used to be, and giant robots are unstoppable!

So... OH **Filtered**!! Here he comes!!!

*Nixon comes bursting out firing off his Uber gun & Uber missiles at everything*

[JOS]

*deletes the uberness on account of that word being used too often*
*sells another 273.7m tacos*

[lordernest]

** Glady takes all the tacos and eat them**

[Rienna]

*smites Bender for overreacting*

[lordernest]

** Joins Rie in the smiting**

[Ash]

Smites the snake head for kicks