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The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
nothing but me exists so there is no point to this thread or anything else other than amusing ones self, which is not here. I post this to give clarification to my own mind of why and what.
I win.
I win.

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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Semper wrote:nothing but me exists so there is no point to this thread or anything else other than amusing ones self, which is not here. I post this to give clarification to my own mind of why and what.
I win.
if nothing but you exists then haven't you already posted in the thread in the form of the others, who if they did post are clearly part of you seeing as you are the only thing that exists.
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SuperSaiyan wrote:Semper wrote:nothing but me exists so there is no point to this thread or anything else other than amusing ones self, which is not here. I post this to give clarification to my own mind of why and what.
I win.
your such a modest person![]()
lol
Well you know I am constantly role playing it as Dr Cox...
so yeah... completely modest, almost as equally modest as the collective intelligence of people who cant find the better smart arse comment to come back with to what I originally said.
*gives crazy eye stare before walking off to see patient.*
@Apadamek... NOPE not quite...completely right.
((for the sake of simplicity explains...)
(Just because I experience something does not necessarily mean it exist's or is real in the common sense of the word. Just because something else has been posted does not mean it was done by me or part of me, and even if it was does not mean it was posted by another thing, but at the same time it COULD have been. The only thing I can be certain of is that at this very second in time my conciousness is in existence and it is perceiving. Ergo...I am the only thing in existence as far as I know.)
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Problem is, for your personal case, you cannot be sure that rest of the world exists. However, in my own personal case, I could say the same about you (and rest of the world) as you would say about me (and we can both say about the rest of the world, minus ourselves). Same can be said for every human with capacity of thinking. That's the limit of the "I think theferore I am" followed by 'the rest of the world can be part of my imagination, as nothing can prove it exists, unlike myself, which was proved previously'.
When I read you, it's the same as when you read me. Because we each of us both are, to the other's perception, part of the "rest of the world".
Auriel said it well in another topic, that we perceive the world, we don't know how things truely are in this world, or, even, know if they really exist.
When I read you, it's the same as when you read me. Because we each of us both are, to the other's perception, part of the "rest of the world".
Auriel said it well in another topic, that we perceive the world, we don't know how things truely are in this world, or, even, know if they really exist.




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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Semper wrote:nothing but me exists so there is no point to this thread or anything else other than amusing ones self, which is not here. I post this to give clarification to my own mind of why and what.
I win.
ahh.. i see ya've finally grasped the thruth.. just ya've grasped it not entirely right..
nothing but spacey exists. we all, ya included, are his multis.

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Jack wrote:Semper wrote:nothing but me exists so there is no point to this thread or anything else other than amusing ones self, which is not here. I post this to give clarification to my own mind of why and what.
I win.
If that's the case, and I'm merely an extension of your imagination. Then you wouldn't have any problems with me permabanning Semper's account. After all, you wouldn't really be permabanned, you'd still be here, just not under that account.
ahhh...but in a far lesser guise! I would prefer the full amazing being that I am to be displayed as best it can. A feat only reached by the Semper account.
@ Supersaiyan...Danke. (role plays again) I know I am just that good! It is hard to believe...
@ Corran... Spacey is a mere extension of me, he fills in the void where I should be nice.
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Vendetta wrote:this thread isnt really all that smartass-y
*Opens arms*
come on then tough guy. Be my Guest.
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Vendetta wrote:this thread isnt really all that smartass-y
Best comment ever.
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
if it wasnt for trousers with 3 legs id walk with a limp, then be pickpocketed
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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Semper wrote:Vendetta wrote:this thread isnt really all that smartass-y
*Opens arms*
come on then tough guy. Be my Guest.
I already contributed with the comment you quoted

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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Vendetta wrote:Semper wrote:Vendetta wrote:this thread isnt really all that smartass-y
*Opens arms*
come on then tough guy. Be my Guest.
I already contributed with the comment you quoted
and I replied.

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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
Semper wrote:@ Corran... Spacey is a mere extension of me, he fills in the void where I should be nice.
now.. ya're just spacey's bot thash covers this specific area...
Vendetta wrote:this thread isnt really all that smartass-y
semper's ass is smarter than himself...

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Re: The Great Be-"A-Smartass" Thread
They are all bots?
So that is why they all sound so artificial.
So that is why they all sound so artificial.




