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Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

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ATTENTION: HARCHESTER AND SNIPEZ

YOU HAVE UNTIL TUESDAY THE 16TH OF MARCH 2010 TO COMPENSATE ME FOR THE FOLLOWING LOSSES, THESE LOSES OCCURED WHEN YOU ORDERED ~NERO~ and Locke TO MASS ME.

IF YOU DO COMPLY THEN I WILL FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED, IF YOU DO NOT THEN I WILL TAKE OTHER MESSURES... I HAVE NOT ATTACKED YOU OR ANYONE FROM YOUR ALLIANCE.

I NEED TO BE COMPENSATED AS BELOW

58M UU
33.5T NAQ TO COVER WEAPONS AND SO ON.

IF U DECIDE TO COMPLY BUT NEED MORE TIME THEN ADVISE ME... I WILL NOT RETALIATE UNTIL I GET YOUR ANSWER, IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS, I WILL CONSIDER YOUR DECISSION NOT TO COMPLY.

I HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO MANY THINGS INCLUDING BRINGING MY UU TO 200M WITHIN 5 DAYS.....

ok i did not order such an action im in therapy

me wonders what will happen when the 5 days run out LOL

this guy was King Moe
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

Damn, should i save Snipes? I am his officer after all i feel its my duty to protect him when he needs me
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

So a guy below 10M army size was massed, whos ID is over 197xxxx, which means he is pretty much a newby to this game and you even put his PM up to the forums to make the community laugh about him?
Way to go making people play this game, congrats!
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

d347h wrote:So a guy below 10M army size was massed, whos ID is over 197xxxx, which means he is pretty much a newby to this game and you even put his PM up to the forums to make the community laugh about him?
Way to go making people play this game, congrats!



no if you read the PM i posted it shows his army was over 100 mill but he lost it in a massing and raiding

he is below 10 mill now cause what e had he lost

but what i find funny is all the PMs he sent me

ones i cant post cause it just basicly is filterd ;)
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](*,)

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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

That's like this guy sending me a message because I took his 300b naq...

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you got lucky you hit me before i got on. ill let it slideslide this time but if i see you again i will mass you for attack me while at wa. consider it a last warning. as for that im massing someone else because of that. haha. be prepare for it cause i have enough turns to last me massing your account for a while. well cheers for your lucky hit.

enjoy
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He's like, I have 42k ATs and I'll keep massing your account. I hope he does because he's gonna have a lot of losses. I won't even need to hit back to enjoy watching his account size shrink.
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

LMAO thats great got to love messages like that
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

d347h wrote:So a guy below 10M army size was massed, whos ID is over 197xxxx, which means he is pretty much a newby to this game and you even put his PM up to the forums to make the community laugh about him?
Way to go making people play this game, congrats!

What happens if someone played for 4.5 years, sold their old account for $$, and has got a new one to keep playing again from scratch :?
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

Thats nothing compared to the PMs i used to get...i had about 20-30 saved up ](*,) thats what kept me playing most the time lol.
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

Personally? Posting PMs like this are always fun for about 5 seconds.

There are people who do this in the heat of the moment, and then afterwards regret it. We all know it's happened.

I know TokKo cried like a baby when he was massed by TJ. :lol:
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pffft...he couldnt noobert lol.
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

Yea I feel bad for this guy I don't see the point if showing this pm to the world but its Harch so I guess its ok.
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

I just farmed about 150bil from a player in an ex-server war alliance...

The PM i got was...

"Who are you?"

LOL

I replied...

"What kind of question is that LOL?"

Let the fun begin.
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Re: Funniest PM i ever seen LOL

yofeehely wrote:I just farmed about 150bil from a player in an ex-server war alliance...

The PM i got was...

"Who are you?"

LOL

I replied...

"What kind of question is that LOL?"

Let the fun begin.


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