Overinflated Ego PMs/Various Funny PMs

[BMMJ13]

I don't normally get many such hilarious PMs, however thought I would share and ask what funny ones anyone else has recieved.

Message text:

hey **Filtered**. u took my Dual. idc WTH u say. im NOT stoping farming, hitting, massing or screwing with EPA until i get it back. so shove it up ur ass. idc WTH u say. were the best in the game. in every category **Filtered**, so bring it. if u can.

Named Omitted to Protect the Hilarious.

enjoy NEVER having stats.

Think you are the best, fall like the rest.

Anyone else have funnier PMs?

[Jim]

AH come on, who was it?

[Ra]

Your mothership crew is confident there are planets out there -they had 5 possible sightings- but simply could not find a suitable one this journey out.

Those incompetent bastards.. As the Donald would say, they're fired!

[Ashu]

Your mothership crew is confident there are planets out there -they had 5 possible sightings- but simply could not find a suitable one this journey out.

Those incompetent bastards..

I've had that with 18...

[Clarkey]

Your mothership crew is confident there are planets out there -they had 5 possible sightings- but simply could not find a suitable one this journey out.

Those incompetent bastards.. As the Donald would say, they're fired!

lol they're too fussy about the planets they choose.

[BenjaminMS]

Too bad I always delete PMs after I read them, unless I want to take some action after it. Had some funny ones in the past

[Kjarkur]

LOL !!

I currently have no PM's of these sort... but hopefully I'll get some with heavier farming

[Captain Teague]

Hes one i sent to someone guess who i sent it too:

This is a warning regarding the following post made by you:
Subject: ***************

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

What a **Filtered** **Filtered**. You defiled my eyes, Mr. Drebin. For that, you will suffer.

click it again...

you know your not done laughing at it...

I have something to laugh at;
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I almost **Filtered** pissed myself when I saw that. And again -almost- when I read that this is actually a very very serious person..

I mean.. what the **Filtered**?!?

Rules broken

Section 5: Language b. Profanity

Oh technoes.

Love you too

[BMMJ13]

They are worth quite a laugh some times, then you got people who don't understand what being in an alliance means and it just makes you sad.

Message text:

no i am not a part of the actions of other players because i did not know anything about any attacks that they have made

Sad thing is that is from the same alliance/empire group as my first pm.

[Legendary Apophis]

Hes one i sent to someone guess who i sent it too:

This is a warning regarding the following post made by you:
Subject: ***************

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

What a **Filtered** **Filtered**. You defiled my eyes, Mr. Drebin. For that, you will suffer.

click it again...

you know your not done laughing at it...

I have something to laugh at;
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I almost **Filtered** pissed myself when I saw that. And again -almost- when I read that this is actually a very very serious person..

I mean.. what the **Filtered**?!?

Rules broken

Section 5: Language b. Profanity

Oh technoes.

Love you too

The green&blue woman?

[Captain Teague]

Hes one i sent to someone guess who i sent it too:

This is a warning regarding the following post made by you:
Subject: ***************

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

What a **Filtered** **Filtered**. You defiled my eyes, Mr. Drebin. For that, you will suffer.

click it again...

you know your not done laughing at it...

I have something to laugh at;
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I almost **Filtered** pissed myself when I saw that. And again -almost- when I read that this is actually a very very serious person..

I mean.. what the **Filtered**?!?

Rules broken

Section 5: Language b. Profanity

Oh technoes.

Love you too

The green&blue woman?

Maybe

[Empy]

I don't normally get many such hilarious PMs, however thought I would share and ask what funny ones anyone else has recieved.

Message text:

hey **Filtered**. u took my Dual. idc WTH u say. im NOT stoping farming, hitting, massing or screwing with EPA until i get it back. so shove it up ur ass. idc WTH u say. were the best in the game. in every category **Filtered**, so bring it. if u can.

Named Omitted to Protect the Hilarious.

enjoy NEVER having stats.

Think you are the best, fall like the rest.

Anyone else have funnier PMs?

That was a funny one. Well I guess more sad than funny..

[MaxSterling]

Meh... most people just want to tell me their life story and ask for their naq back.

[Rottenking]

Meh... most people just want to tell me their life story and ask for their naq back.

really?
do you offer them to lay down on a coumpy sofa when they blurt out their deepest feelings?

[Ascended Ra]

Meh... most people just want to tell me their life story and ask for their naq back.

really?
do you offer them to lay down on a coumpy sofa when they blurt out their deepest feelings?

Y didnt u do that to me Max......and i payed u DAMN good tooo.