keep your un ascended but out of my logs
and dont EVER touch my planets regardless if they were yours first
untill which time i grow bored OR you decide to surrender i will be spanking you
noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
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noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
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SSG EnterTheLion wrote:
PS: Eat the watermelon- all I can say is
MEZZANINE wrote:Saw a comedian the other day, he said there are now condoms with anesthetic on the inside to numb a man and make him last longer, but he found a better use, put them on inside out and you never have to wake your misses up when you get home drunk and fancy a bit
Oh wait.. I mis-read the topic, thought you said entering in the night lol
Jedi~Tank wrote:If you tards spent as much time moding these forums as you do arguing with players over ingame **Filtered** this might be ok one day..my guy got **Filtered** over, I dont care what the reason is we want it corrected, no need to come in and spam yet ANOTHER thread with an argument on someone else's behalf, and take your warning and shove it up your ass.
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
That might be one of the saddest things I have ever read lol.
Rock him cerberus.
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
go watermelon!
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Don't talk to your leader like that
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
may the biggest noob win
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
Jedi~Tank wrote:Don't talk to your leader like that
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Attack Mercs Killed (30) 459,329,001
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
<3 watermelon
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31/07/2012 6:13:22 AM Hope Light only **Filtered** hide them.
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
un-ascended?
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
War of The Titans , this fight will be a nominee for 2012
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Lithium wrote:he was talkin bout me and remembering the days i was massing him wit one finger
Guild wrote:is that the same finger you stick up your bum ?
Lithium wrote:no its the one who gave u life
Field Marshall wrote:Lith put his finger up his bum and Guild arrived?
I wish that was genuinely true
Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Agreed that was the funnies **Filtered** ive read here!Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
Im sure JT is enjoying this thread , if he isnt hes in a coma !
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
haha nominee for least exciting! Think this is pretty pointless really don't expect much if anything.
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cmone guys put a good fight
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The orgin of Guild
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Lithium wrote:he was talkin bout me and remembering the days i was massing him wit one finger
Guild wrote:is that the same finger you stick up your bum ?
Lithium wrote:no its the one who gave u life
Field Marshall wrote:Lith put his finger up his bum and Guild arrived?
I wish that was genuinely true
Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Agreed that was the funnies **Filtered** ive read here!Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
Im sure JT is enjoying this thread , if he isnt hes in a coma !
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
Go Cerberus!
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Re: noob vs noob (WATERMELON VS ~Cerberus~)
~cerberus~ wrote:haha nominee for least exciting! Think this is pretty pointless really don't expect much if anything.
well i expect you to be planetless untill wich time you surender
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SSG EnterTheLion wrote:
PS: Eat the watermelon- all I can say is
MEZZANINE wrote:Saw a comedian the other day, he said there are now condoms with anesthetic on the inside to numb a man and make him last longer, but he found a better use, put them on inside out and you never have to wake your misses up when you get home drunk and fancy a bit
Oh wait.. I mis-read the topic, thought you said entering in the night lol
Jedi~Tank wrote:If you tards spent as much time moding these forums as you do arguing with players over ingame **Filtered** this might be ok one day..my guy got **Filtered** over, I dont care what the reason is we want it corrected, no need to come in and spam yet ANOTHER thread with an argument on someone else's behalf, and take your warning and shove it up your ass.