Ingame Character Announcement: Dublin Warrior

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

Greetings, To Whom it May Concern:

Due to the enormous amount of naquadah currently available on the battlefield,

The armies of Dublin Warrior pledge that, effective immediately, at 21:38 Gametime on August 16th, 2012, and for the foreseeable future,

they will not intentionally strike for less than 50 billion naq against a zero defense target.

This is a distinct change from the current 30 - 32 bil minimum.

The new formula for defended targets is still being worked out by the accountants,
however this is the proposal:

Minimum farming ratio: at least 75 bil naq per 1.00 tril defensive action, (150 bil naq per 2 tril defense),

The old minimum was 50 bil per 1 tril, 100 bil per 2 tril, which I understood to be in widespread use when I had adopted it weeks earlier.

Target Realms which have been hit by the Armies of Dublin Warrior for naq hits which do not meet these minimum ratios can have the naq returned to them by polite request,

with damages for extraordinary cases;
with some simple exceptions to be detailed soon;
for example, a Messiah who is lucky enough to hit Ascended Blessing is generally not eliglible,
regardless of the outcome of the battle;
on the grounds that the Messiah having AB, with the armies of Dublin Warrior lacking AB, is not reasonably forseeable by our military tacticians, strategists, planners, etc.

Any issues with farming on the Ascended Realm are handled on a case-by-case basis,
due to the erratic nature of farming up there.

Sincerely,
Dublin Warrior

[Bromas]

Erm, okay?

[Rabbid Thom]

are you trying to suggest your going to use a script but working on what it should be hitting?

[Bromas]

Why all the random line breaks?

[Drought]

Seems like Dubby soaked up a bit too much naq there

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

as of my bedtime, i had 66 generic tradable turns to my name.

lulz... i soaked up naq more because of the new anti-scripting font.

usually it takes a lot longer before I get through so many turns...

though I usually have a stock of generic turns as well, used most of those the week prior...

which is partly why I was on PPT when the security update first came out.

our alliance doesn't have much to say atm, and I felt like talking.

If you knew me in real life, this would be no surprise.

didn't think the spacing was all that random...
but just for you, I will try to make it more random next time.

[Empy]

Why all the random line breaks?

Million dollar question there.

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

Why all the random line breaks?

Million dollar question there.

early = wide, so people start reading?

later, not as much... more like paragraphs?
idk. i was still in farming mode, things got a little messy.

[lone dragon]

[spoiler]they will not intentionally strike for less than 50 billion naq against a zero defense target.[/spoiler]
yet I get hit for 30 bil from dubby all the time??

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

since the announcement?

it is afterall, an announcement because something changed...

not solely because I like the sound of my own voice.

are you even ingame atm?

[lone dragon]

I dont know when did the announcement start?

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

um, the time I posted it.

So 21:38 Gametime on August 16th 2012.

[ƒëmmë]

lol keep them guessing Dubious

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

lol keep them guessing Dubious

lmao, thanks, femme.

it appears to be what I'm good at.

I meant that mostly as a joke that other people would laugh @ ME for!

But if you still play and you need an army to mass...

[Bromas]

Can I help?