So, newgrounds..

[Setesh]

What is this? I've been told to make a newgrounds account and ascend it up to unknown. Could anyone explain the basis of this to me, because this part of the game wasn't here last time I played.

[Mental]

Newgrounds is a game for new/returning players to "catch up", Once you have ascended enough in that game it gives you an account equal to a OoE in main, You also get some resources and a partially decent main account.