Overinflated Ego PMs/Various Funny PMs

[Rottenking]

you like egotastic ?

Lets play guess who:

Message text:

Your naq helped me mass Ashrak Marduk.

Subject: no

Message text:

fignutz has been dismembered, for being inactive on fourms where only one of us would be on them in any 3 day period, i myself can farm over 2 trill ever 30 mins if i want to.

Message text:

you may get that impression because you can only see your allaince logs. i dont target anyone especially you guys, i like a few of you alot and like to have good relations with you guys. i farm my own allaince mroe than you

Message text:

you will never build anything again ever...

...and these are in the last 5 days, Egotistic

[Bad Wolf]

I don't normally get many such hilarious PMs, however thought I would share and ask what funny ones anyone else has recieved.

Message text:

hey **Filtered**. u took my Dual. idc WTH u say. im NOT stoping farming, hitting, massing or screwing with EPA until i get it back. so shove it up ur ass. idc WTH u say. were the best in the game. in every category **Filtered**, so bring it. if u can.

Named Omitted to Protect the Hilarious.

enjoy NEVER having stats.

Think you are the best, fall like the rest.

Anyone else have funnier PMs?

That made me lol, what a total idiot, I often forget what some people in SGW are like.
It's a shame really isnt it, that their lives have come to that. haha silly, very silly.

Bad Wolf

[Juliette]

This last one was brilliant ..

I wanna know if you're blind Johanna
If you wanna hear the sound of drum
Can't you see that the tide is turning
Oh don't make me wait till the morning come

[spoiler=I'll make this my theme song, then?]..
Eddy Grant - Give me hope, Jo'anna

Well Jo'anna she runs a country
She runs in Durban and the Transvaal
She makes a few of her people happy, oh
She don't care about the rest at all
She's got a system they call apartheid
It keeps a brother in a subjection
But maybe pressure will make Jo'anna see
How everybody could a live as one

(Chorus:)
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope, Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come

I hear she makes all the golden money
To buy new weapons, any shape of guns
While every mother in black Soweto fears
The killing of another son
Sneakin' across all the neighbours' borders
Now and again having little fun
She doesn't care if the fun and games she play
Is dang'rous to ev'ryone

(Chorus:)
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come

She got supporters in high up places
Who turn their heads to the city sun
Jo'anna give them the fancy money
Oh to tempt anyone who'd come
She even knows how to swing opinion
In every magazine and the journals
For every bad move that this Jo'anna makes
They got a good explanation

(Chorus:)
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come

Even the preacher who works for Jesus
The Archbishop who's a peaceful man
Together say that the freedom fighters
Will overcome the very strong
I wanna know if you're blind Jo'anna
If you wanna hear the sound of drum
Can't you see that the tide is turning
Oh don't make me wait till the morning come

(Chorus:)
Do give hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come

Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Gimme hope, Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come[/spoiler]

[Doc]

lulz

Message text:

im your worst nightmare maybe if you add my as your c/o i might be able to stop four massive allence massing you

[EbilCC]

does i quit count but then go pm a friend of mine (someone he knew and thought was a good friend he still plays if you want to check ) and gave what resources he had left to him and asked him to mass me when he was gone and the friend gave me 10percent as a thanks for the resources

[Clarkey]

This guy's a paranoid freak!

kraig says (21:44): *u are just one big ***modded by Clarkey*** ass **Filtered** *i like how u keep running my old name into the ground
BattleCorp says (21:46):*how? *where?
kraig says (21:46): *i saw where u called me a multi in other threads on gw *and i know u hurt the sale of my account
BattleCorp says (21:47):*hurt?
kraig says (21:47): *u killed the value of it *and i like that u tried to get the same person i sold my account to to sell it back *to me
BattleCorp says (21:48): *[new owner]? how did i try and get him to sell it back?
kraig says (21:49): *yesterday she asked me to buy it back from her and knowing your petty games and to trick people i have to assume u are the one who did that cuz u are an **Filtered** like that
BattleCorp says (21:51): *lol firstly [new owner] is a guy... second of all i haven't spoken of you for ages or spoken to [new owner] for ages... lol
kraig says (21:51): *how am i to bleuive that
BattleCorp says (21:52): *well i'll ask [new owner] myself about it. but why would i want you to buy your account back?
kraig says (21:53): *to get tina banned along with me
BattleCorp says (21:53): *lol i don't give a **Filtered** about tina she does nothing ingame anyway
kraig says (21:54): *like u attacking her for no reason and massin g her cuz u want to stick your ass in everyones bussiness
BattleCorp says (21:55): *mate you are the one causing all this... i've had nothing to do with you or tina for weeks now... and all of a sudden you come here and accuse me of something i haven't done because you are paranoid and you bring tina into it as well, no wonder i mass her because you keep doing **Filtered** like this
kraig says (21:56): *u know i used to think of u as a good person but all u do know is stab people in the back for no reason
BattleCorp says (21:57): *you are the one with the problem.... you have convinced yourself that i was getting [new owner] to sell the account back to you.... but that is all in your dumb head... i did nothing..... i'm not the bad person, you are because you are living in your own lala land where you are a paranoid freak
kraig says (21:58): *how am i paraniod *its just a bit odd to have [new owner] try to sell me back my account
BattleCorp says (22:02): *i have no knowledge of what [new owner] is doing... haven't spoken in a while.... in fact looking at my chat logs i got a MSN message from him on 24th June that said: (22:46) [new owner]: hey

BattleCorp says (22:02): *I was in bed by 22:15 that night and he was offline this morning so i never replied.... i have no idea what he wanted
BattleCorp says (22:05): *so stop being so paranoid.... i was enjoying the last few weeks without you and tina cropping up.... so why don't you crawl back to lala land and think of a different conspiracy story


The crazy thing is I was minding my own business when he starts messaging me on MSN calling me a ***modded by Clarkey*** ass **Filtered** and spouting off all this paranoid freaky stuff!
This game definitely attracts some rather "scary" individuals.

[sarparto]

This is a message sent to BMMJ. I got a similar one, but wasn't brilliant enough to post it in the forums:

[spoiler]Message text:

Sorry I removed this.. apparently it was quite foul.[/spoiler]

Spoilered for use of Slovenian cursing, I think.

[Mental]

This is a message sent to BMMJ. I got a similar one, but wasn't brilliant enough to post it in the forums:

[spoiler]Message text:

Sorry I removed this.. apparently it was quite foul.[/spoiler]

Spoilered for use of Slovenian cursing, I think.

That is one distressed individual

[BenjaminMS]

Uhm, what does it mean? ^^

[Mental]

[spoiler]s would you like manure? **Filtered** you, **Filtered** you i am majku Baku from manure manure manure manure ... **Filtered** you unite and cause you tresne the Internet, these stats are you **Filtered** backward defense Pick a **Filtered**[/spoiler]

[BenjaminMS]

Although a few untranslated words, I think I've seen enough to 'understand' the words....

[ombre]

Yeah. Stupid and also coward if he can not say it in english...

[sarparto]

Yeah. Stupid and also coward if he can not say it in english...

English probably isn't his first language. The message I got was along the same lines and mentioned my grandmother.

[Rottenking]

Yeah. Stupid and also coward if he can not say it in english...

English probably isn't his first language. The message I got was along the same lines and mentioned my grandmother.

what a nice chap asking how your grandmother is going.


it seems to hurt worse when you are being insulted in another languge you dont know what they are saying

[sarparto]

Yeah. Stupid and also coward if he can not say it in english...

English probably isn't his first language. The message I got was along the same lines and mentioned my grandmother.

what a nice chap asking how your grandmother is going.


it seems to hurt worse when you are being insulted in another languge you dont know what they are saying

Ya. I know enough to be insulted by the comment, but then I have to look up what he/she is saying to me. Who would want to do all that work just to be insulted, but the mystery of it all always catches up to me.