Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[Magni]

I came here with a simple dream: a dream of nuking all the enemies. And this is how it must end? Who's the real evil nuking monster here? Not I. Not... I.

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

You're the one who wants to start a nuclear war, not the USA.

The USS New Bern and her escort have deployed to a position 20 miles off shore in international waters from the coast of New England.

The USS Saratoga is moved 250 miles east towards the Great Lakes from her position in North Dakota.

Project: Icon is activated.

[spartan]

*wakes up*

are we actually trying to debate the greatness of the english?

It cant be debated. We're awesome. If the other nations dont see it, thats your own ignorance, not our shortness.

Should I list a few things that we did? I will list a few things that will appeal to the Americans...

We have not had an enemy on our shores since 1066, despite two WORLD WARS on our doorstep.

We are a tiny island, 20miles from an entire continent. Somehow we managed to rule over 25% of the entire world, developing nations such as Canada, Australia, India, China...etc etc..we didnt do the best job, but where would they have been without us? Not too well off..dont argue with it..you know its true.

We held the western front, and defended one of the largest and horrendous air onslaughts the world has ever known, we were not taken by surprise, and despite being outnumbered with silly odds, we held.

750,000 english soldiers held back 4.2million german soldiers at the onset of WWI

We colonised the majority of the worlds only remaining super power, yes, americans, you may be where you are today, but you wouldnt be if it were not for us. You like to remind us you saved us in WWII, well we made you **Filtered**!

We created the commonwealth games.

We created one of the worlds biggest religions, weather it was born from the break up of the catholics in england or not.

We sacrificed our empire to help preserve the rights of individual nations in europe and beyond.

We invented numerous things pivotal to the rest of the world. (as did a lot of other countriues, but none boast such a list. antibiotics anyone?)

We have produced some of the greatest military minds ever known. Sir Francis Drake, The Duke of Wellington, Nelson par exampler...

Despite our size, we are one of the most wealthiest, well armed, stable and advanced nations on the earth, with undoubtably one of the richest historical cultures and education system from the earliest age, not just university (college).

We produced some of the best commical minds too. John Clease, peter kay...it goes on and on...

So yeah.
Im not going to argue it any more. It cannot be argued.

We may all of us be..produced ultimately from the romans, or the greek-russian (romanians)...or the africans/australians...or even the monkeys, but as far as england and the US go.

Well...your the 19 yr old kid in the drivers seat. We're the 900 year old master yoda using the force to stop your youthful errors in the passenger seat next door.

We did it all, we've earned our place in the grand history of the planet with respect and honour. We're great, awesome whatever.

At the end of the day, we dont care, we're english for heavens sake!

Fantastic just Fantastic


proud to be English

[Anima]

[Magni]

The USS Saratoga is moved 250 miles east towards the Great Lakes from her position in North Dakota.

Unless your navy can fly, you can't get from North Dakota to the Great Lakes by water.

And what's the point of nukes if you are too scared to use them?

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

Here's the USS Saratoga...

The USS Saratoga has been deployed over the US-Canadian border to assist in the battle.

USS Saratoga
[spoiler][/spoiler]

As for the nukes, they're the USA's failsafe. If we lose, we take the winner with us.

[Magni]

Why does the Navy have an airship?

And the USA has a missile defense program. There is a good chance that the US could shoot down any nukes launched at us.

[Jack]

proud to be English

You be proud to be English, Buttercup, you also be proud to be scared of kitchen knives.

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

Why does the Navy have an airship?

And the USA has a missile defense program. There is a good chance that the US could shoot down any nukes launched at us.

Cause we want one, that's why.

[Fear Of The Duck]

for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

[Magni]

See? Corran agrees with me.

[Jack]

*orders a nuclear missile aimed at Magni's family*

[thaltek]

*jumps*

[Magni]

Awe what the hell Jack, now you use the nukes?

[thaltek]

careful or he will nuke the temple....