Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

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The USS Nimitz has been sighted going through the Bahamas. Recon photos shows a flight of F/A-18E Super Hornets on the flight deck with 4 British-built Storm Shadow ALCM's modified to carry nuclear warheads.

Intel suggest that they are attempting to get within range to attack the Capital City. With the hurricane out there slowing them down, we have 24 hours to intercept them.
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Demon Lord Razgriz wrote:The USS Nimitz has been sighted going through the Bahamas. Recon photos shows a flight of F/A-18E Super Hornets on the flight deck with 4 British-built Storm Shadow's modified to carry nuclear warheads.

Intel suggest that they are attempting to get within range to attack the Capital City. With the hurricane out there slowing them down, we have 24 hours to intercept them.
sending 2x 4 wing flights of FA/18's to intercept as we speak. requesting assistance from USA forces.
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09:11 france enters war.

09:12 the salvation army accepts france's unconditional surrender.

09:13 france renamed 'diet coke' as per terms of surrender.
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LiQuiD wrote:09:11 france enters war.

09:12 the salvation army accepts france's unconditional surrender.

09:13 france renamed 'diet coke' as per terms of surrender.
that was fast but dare i say not unexpected.....
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The president is currently incapacitated, therefore presidential authority is temporarily bestowed upon Vice President Razgriz.
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TRoA (The Republic of Australia, ill refer to as TRoA to avoid long typings.... thanks thal for the acronym) requests assistance in the british intercept operation.
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4 flights of F-22A Raptors are launched to support TRoA in the intercept while 3 flights of F-35As are setup as a defensive line.
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Jack wrote:The president is currently incapacitated, therefore presidential authority is temporarily bestowed upon Vice President Razgriz.
jack your not suposed to actually eat the worm in the tequila bottle.....
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*The Canadian representative apologizes to the union and allies, we were unaware of the presidents, status.

We decided to go out and celebrate the excellent defense of Hawaii, and unfortunatly, his status came into effect.
The President is currently resting comfortably in the best hospital, with plenty of cute nurse about, after having his stomach pumped.*

The Canadian Representative has been heard by hospital staff to have said with a chuckle, Lightweight
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Ash wrote:*The Canadian representative apologizes to the union and allies, we were unaware of the presidents, status.

We decided to go out and celebrate the excellent defense of Hawaii, and unfortunatly, his status came into effect.
The President is currently resting comfortably in the best hospital, with plenty of cute nurse about, after having his stomach pumped.*

The Canadian Representative has been heard by hospital staff to have said with a chuckle, Lightweight
That is false, the president was infected with a deadly virus, it is believed that it was an attempted assassination. There are also rumors that it was the product of someone cheating during a liquor drinking contest.
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Jack wrote:
Ash wrote:*The Canadian representative apologizes to the union and allies, we were unaware of the presidents, status.

We decided to go out and celebrate the excellent defense of Hawaii, and unfortunatly, his status came into effect.
The President is currently resting comfortably in the best hospital, with plenty of cute nurse about, after having his stomach pumped.*

The Canadian Representative has been heard by hospital staff to have said with a chuckle, Lightweight
That is false, the president was infected with a deadly virus, it is believed that it was an attempted assassination. There are also rumors that it was the product of someone cheating during a liquor drinking contest.
bix!!! did you put yeast in mr. presidents drinkie?
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I said virus, Thaltek.
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
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Jack, I just got word from your doctor, you've been exposed to the uncureable Sinovirus, the World's Deadlest Virus. You only have 3 days left to live.

What are your final orders? Shall we launched our planned invadion of the British Isles? Or shall we just level it with thermo-nuclear warheads?
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