Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Multi wrote:
Jack wrote:
sgt.johnkeel wrote:hah

this thread still lives?

fools, Britain has not been succesfully invaded for almost a millenium

what makes you think you will succeed where so many failed
Because I've beaten death at his own game.



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Uh, uh. It says very clearly in the constitution that the president can't be a zombie.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Uh, I just read the constitution once again and it says nothing about Zombies not being President. So President Jack is in the clear!

Now, when are we start invading the UK!?!?!
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LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first. :twisted:
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lol *has TRoA forces standbye from safe distance*
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Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first. :twisted:

Really?!? YES, time to use the V2! I'll go get the codes for it, Mr. President!
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Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first. :twisted:
make it rain hamster pellets? :? i don't think that will send the message you want......
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thaltek wrote:
Jack wrote:LEt's send them that gift we spoke of earlier, first. :twisted:
make it rain hamster pellets? :? i don't think that will send the message you want......
No, I was ordering all violent American prisoners be shipped over to England and armed to the teeth with military grade weapons then let loose on the English populace.
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Well, the prisoners has decided to side with the damn brits.

Now can we use the V2, Mr. President?
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Yes, but don't use the nuclear warheads, use the bio-warheads. I want the warheads to contain the Ebola virus!
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heh

*fires spacey fart bio weps at USA*
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*watches as the missiles are shotdown while still in English airspace*


Good god, that is nasty. :shock:
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Jack wrote:Yes, but don't use the nuclear warheads, use the bio-warheads. I want the warheads to contain the Ebola virus!
Why Ebola? I've got something much, much nastier and it is uncureable as it mutates once every hour. It non-airborne so we don't have to worry about it spreading as long as we isolate the British Isles. It's called the Sinovirus, a 100% manmade virus.
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Sounds good.
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
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Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Mr. President, I believe we should run a test to see if our stocks of Sinovirus is still vaible.

I suggest we use Thaltek & Ramen07 as the test subjects.
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