Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

YEAH!! A test subject!!

*Sticks a sinovirus filled needle in The Hamburglar like a throwing dagger*

Let's see how long you'll live with that dosage. I predict 5-6 minutes before your organs begin to liquidify!
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Is there anyway we can slow down the virus, so it kills slower? No matter how fast it spreads, if it kills it's victims so quickly then it'll be easily contained. Perhaps an incubation period of 24-48 hours and another 72 hours before killing the victim. It also needs to become contagious as quickly as possible after infecting a host.
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The Sinovirus works via direct infection. The warheads will detonate in the air, turning the sinovirus liquid into a mist that'll rain down on the British Isles.

Those that breath it in or is injected with it will die within at least 8 minutes. Those that it comes in contact with it within 72 hours of the dispirsal will slowly die in about 30 minutes max.

If we allow it to incubate & become contagious, there is a very strong chance that it'll spread to other countries, including the US. That's why it needs to work fast to kill the virus's host.

Trust me, there's a reason why I chose Testing Grounds 666 to test the sinovirus, TG 666 is our nuclear testing grounds. That way if it got out of hand, we could kill the virus with the superheated blast of a nuclear explosion. Also, you don't want to get infected with the Sinovirus, the pain of the organs liquidifing is so extreme that I had to seal away the test subjects to prevent them from hurting others.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Demon Lord Razgriz wrote:*As he walks out, Thal's flames go out*
*drinks some vodka and the flames return*
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thaltek wrote:
Demon Lord Razgriz wrote:*As he walks out, Thal's flames go out*
*drinks some vodka and the flames return*
*Automated fire sprinklers activates*

*Flames are put out permanately*
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Demon Lord Razgriz wrote:YEAH!! A test subject!!

*Sticks a sinovirus filled needle in The Hamburglar like a throwing dagger*

Let's see how long you'll live with that dosage. I predict 5-6 minutes before your organs begin to liquidify!
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In a hamburger, everything other than the bun is the internal organs.
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can u rephrase that in the form of a cheesburger?
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NO!
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but everything seems better that way...
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Demon Lord Razgriz wrote:In a hamburger, everything other than the bun is the internal organs.
in my culture, that my friend is an act of war!

(yea... its a freaky culture... we have the same word for ketchup as we do for logical... hamburgers away!)
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u seem to be forgetting the **, so u just told him what ur going to do...
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Drazsyr wrote:u seem to be forgetting the **, so u just told him what ur going to do...

......not everyone emotes like that......
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Rienna wrote:
Drazsyr wrote:u seem to be forgetting the **, so u just told him what ur going to do...

......not everyone emotes like that......
most do...and it is easier to recognize it. but i'll respect if they don't.
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